Punchy Friday...
This P-Friday is a true Christmas story from a few years back:
The day after Christmas, Michelle was working in the kitchen and listening to her youngest son Kenan playing with his new electric train in the living room. She hears the train stop and her son say, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now because this is the last stop! All of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your fat asses on the train 'cause we're leaving!"
Michelle walks over to her son, "Com'on Kenan, even if your dad's an idiot and uses foul language, I don't want you to be like him, okay?! Now I want you to go to your room for 2 hours. When you come out you may play with your train as long as you use proper language."
Two hours later, Michelle still working in the kitchen. Kenan comes out of his room and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stops and Michelle hears: "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you, thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us soon."
"For those of you just boarding, we ask you to store all of your hand luggage under the seat, remember there is no smoking except in the club car. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
"And for those who are pissed off about the 2-hour delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen!"
-- peer
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👏👏😅😅
On Fri, Dec 3, 2021, 7:35 AM Peer Landa peer@ccrma.stanford.edu wrote:
This P-Friday is a true Christmas story from a few years back:
The day after Christmas, Michelle was working in the kitchen and listening
to her youngest son Kenan playing with his new electric train in the living
room. She hears the train stop and her son say, "All of you sons of
bitches who want off, get the hell off now because this is the last stop!
All of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your fat asses on the
train 'cause we're leaving!"
Michelle walks over to her son, "Com'on Kenan, even if your dad's an idiot
and uses foul language, I don't want you to be like him, okay?! Now I want
you to go to your room for 2 hours. When you come out you may play with
your train as long as you use proper language."
Two hours later, Michelle still working in the kitchen. Kenan comes out
of his room and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stops and
Michelle hears: "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please
remember to take all of your belongings with you, thank you for riding with
us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with
us soon."
"For those of you just boarding, we ask you to store all of your hand
luggage under the seat, remember there is no smoking except in the club
car. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
"And for those who are pissed off about the 2-hour delay, please see the
bitch in the kitchen!"
-- peer
.
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That was a good one - thanks!
Paul
On Fri, Dec 3, 2021 at 7:35 AM Peer Landa peer@ccrma.stanford.edu wrote:
This P-Friday is a true Christmas story from a few years back:
The day after Christmas, Michelle was working in the kitchen and listening
to her youngest son Kenan playing with his new electric train in the living
room. She hears the train stop and her son say, "All of you sons of
bitches who want off, get the hell off now because this is the last stop!
All of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your fat asses on the
train 'cause we're leaving!"
Michelle walks over to her son, "Com'on Kenan, even if your dad's an idiot
and uses foul language, I don't want you to be like him, okay?! Now I want
you to go to your room for 2 hours. When you come out you may play with
your train as long as you use proper language."
Two hours later, Michelle still working in the kitchen. Kenan comes out
of his room and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stops and
Michelle hears: "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please
remember to take all of your belongings with you, thank you for riding with
us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with
us soon."
"For those of you just boarding, we ask you to store all of your hand
luggage under the seat, remember there is no smoking except in the club
car. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
"And for those who are pissed off about the 2-hour delay, please see the
bitch in the kitchen!"
-- peer
.
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