So this Friday Punch is yet another nostalgic rumination of a time when people actually met and hung out in person -- a time long long ago: Early evening, Tedd, the local bum gets thrown out of Dan Gordon's microbrewery. Since he thinks the night is too young to call quits (and basically because he's an annoying prick) he decides to hang outside, watching & commenting on people as they come and go. After awhile, Kenan, a spiff & well-dappered man, walks towards the entrance and leans up against the doorway, as if he is waiting for someone. After a few minutes a woman walks out and Kenan says, "Tickle your ass with a feather?" Startled, she replies, "Excuse me?!" Quickly and calmly Kenan responds, "Particularly nice weather." The woman, still a bit apprehensive, says, "Oh yes, it's kind of nice outside... it's Palo Alto after all" and she walks away. Tedd is intrigued as he watches a second woman walks out and the same thing happens; "Tickle your ass with a feather", "What?!", "Particularly nice weather", "Oh yes, very much so" -- the woman smiles at Kenan and they walk off, arm in arm. Although still demoralized by being thrown out of Gordon, Tedd has now amassed a tad of courage from watching Kenan, and hence decides to try this maneuver himself. He walks up to the entrance and as soon as a woman walks out, he bluntly blurts out, "Stick a feather up your ass?" The woman recoils, "How dare you?!" Tedd goes, "You think it's gonna rain..?" -- peer .